Saturday, January 8, 2011

Star Trek 2009

Let's just start off right away. Star Trek 2009 was ****. To quote Bart Simpson, "I didn't know this was physically possible, but this sucks and blows at the same time."

And indeed, ST2K9 sucks and blows. It relies on the tired old excuse that this is "an alternate timeline. Unfortunately, this isn't true for the first parts of the story.

For a detailed description of all the holes and discrepancies in the plot, see Star Trek By The Minute, very well written by a gent named BurntSynapse.

In conclusion, I would like to say that I am glad that Gene Roddenberry is in space, where he can't hear about this movie. But according to the physics of this movie, he probably could.

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